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Theres an island in Thailand called "Phi Phi Leh"(look it up if you think i lie), and theres a beach on this island called "Maya Bay" which is surrounded by cliffs (look up pictures on google if you dont believe me) (also this is the beach that Leonardo Dicaprio made the movie "The Beach" on). Well I heard that since God loves thais so much because of how nice they are, he built this island and beach as a way to communicate. That if you have something to say to God, God will only hear you if you are standing inside the cliffs on the beach because you are protected from the rest of the world there and the evils that people do. Almost like a telephone. So if this is true, it would mean that this island (and beach) is the only natural church on earth....the genuine real thing. While other churches are man made structures and cater to our own minds, this is the real thing that actually performs the way it should.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?